As we finish another election, thought rolls around to a question put to Jamaica in the 70's, about becoming a New state in America. Joining the Old Union Jack.
Okay what would be the Pros:
- Premium Coffee (of course they might rape the Blue Mountain Hills to get it)
- Topless Beaches (one in Negril comes to mind)
- Hanging as punishments for crimes (well I don't know if this is a pro but it will save on prison funds)
- A fine agricultural asset (what Peter Tosh say, "legalize it")
- Outstanding Health Care Providers
- How to have an "effective" educational system in the United States
- Wonderful Resorts(reference:Hedonism Resorts)
- Well trained CIA operatives (just hire all the "RUDE BWOY DEM")
- Beautiful Beaches (think Hawaii people)
- The US would increase their military presence on the island, which might be a pro or con
Possible Cons:
- Heavy taxation on agricultural asset (see pros)
- Big Ass Potholes
- Too many people wanting to Jump on the bus as it drives away
- Jamaicans are not too happy about early work schedules
- America would try to turn it into a Commercial Disaster
- Hurricanes
- Hurricanes
- did I mention Hurricanes
- Democrats would be fighting with Republicans over what COLOR them wearing(political violence is commonplace)
- All the "deportees" would try to return to Mainland (anywhere on US Shores)
- America would have to endure all those "used" Japanese vehicles
- America would have to still deal with the British Mentality
- Everyone would be getting their "groove" back like Stella
- Soccer would replace "football" as the National Sport
So there you have it, seems more Cons them PRO. I think many MEN though would love to have those "island" women as neighbors.
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