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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

3 Jamaican Sons-Joke

Three Jamaican sons

Three Jamaican sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.
Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give to
their elderly mother:
The first son said, "Mi a go build one big house wid land feh mama."
The second son said, "Mi a guh sen har a Benz, wid har own driver."
The third smiled and said, "Mi beat a guh beat di 2 a unnu. Mi a Guh sen Mama di one Church Parrot dat recite di entire Bible. It tek di elders inna di church 15
years fi teach im. Im exclusive man. Mama jus ha-fi name di chapter an di
verse, an di parrot will recite it."

Soon thereafter, Mother sent out her letters of thanks:

"Milton," she wrote one son, "A weh do yuh bwoy?
Di house yuh build too big. A mi one live inna one room, but mi always hafi a
clean di whole house."

"Winston," she wrote to another, "Yuh a eediat, yuh dun know mi too old fi
travel. Mi always inna di yard, suh mi nuh use di Mercedes an di driver im
too dyam facety!"

"Dearest Delroy," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense fi
know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."

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