Women fight ova bus seat-but see yah!

Two women came to blows over seats in a going from Portmore to downtown Kingston. Come on now is that necessary. People can fight over some stupid things though.
This was reported by
the "Jamaica Star." apparently the people on the bus and surrounding area love deh drama.

"The women were arrested after they traded fists over the scarce and precious commodity called a bus seat.

The incident occurred about 4:30 p.m., during the peak hour traffic, after a bus plying the Portmore to downtown Kingston  route stopped in Parade, downtown Kingston, to pick up and let off passengers. It is reported that persons rushed into the bus to secure the limited number of seats causing them to become scarce quickly. One of the women sat on a seat and placed her belongings beside her. Many persons attempted to sit on the seat but were prevented by the diminutive female."

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Rema Man get big Joke

The Jamaica Star has reported a 50 year old man from Rema (Wilton Gardens), is now the laughing stock of the district. It appears an 18 year old woman from the same district tricked him into giving her a total of 100,000.00 dollars by claiming she was pregnant. Information reaching THE STAR is that two weeks ago, relatives of the 50-odd-year-old man attacked the teenager after her best friend made it known that the pregnancy was false. 

"Yu see how woman wicked, dis young girl deh wid di ole man and trick him say she pregnant jus' fi get money," a resident and cousin of the teen, 32-year-old Joseph Williams told THE STAR.

I read this and thought, it was that woman is wicked by how so many men allow sex to rule their life so much that they allow women to make joke of dem.



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Robber Beaten by Sister

As reported by the Jamaican Star yesterday a man attempted to rob his own sister with a homemade gun. Goodness, it is amazing what some folks will do.

"The St Catherine North police reported that on Sunday, about 10 p.m., as the woman was entering her home in Kitson Town, St Catherine, a man came up and pointed a weapon at her. He reportedly demanded all the gold rings she had on her fingers.
"Yes, the sister just returned from a trip after going to a funeral. Di man approached har from behind and sey gi mi all di jewellery pon yu hand," a resident said.
The sister, who is said to have studied martial arts, suddenly spun around and collared the would-be robber. She flung him against a wall, damaging his hand, while raining blows over his body. The attacker is said to have dropped the object and ran.
The woman is said to have picked up the weapon and found it to be useless but by that time the suspect had fled.
The would-be victim eventually entered the house and related her ordeal to her father. It is said that the father then went and told his son that her sister was held up. The son is, however, said to have been seen sweating profusely.
After he was said to be behaving strangely, the father questioned his daughter more about her attacker's attire and the degree of injury he suffered.
It is alleged that the Son's hand was damaged and his clothing torn. The father then handed his son to the Guanaboa Vale police."

Source: The Jamaica Star

3 year old firestarter?

It is so important to watch our kids. Now why was this mother outside and left the baby in the house alone. Delores Campbell of York Street in Franklin Town, Kingston is probably asking herself that question right now.

She and 4 other people were at the house when the fire stated. The 3 yr old is indeed suspected of starting the blaze

Campbell states she was outside washing when she was her home was on fire.She made and attempt to save what she could but she stated the smoke was too much for her. Estimated damage $2.6 million dollars.

Source: Jamaica Star

650,000 dollars found in Man's House

Well the Greater Portmore Robber has been found. The police have not released the suspect's name but according to the Jamaica Star, the man was held after he went into the Monza area, May 18, wearing a reflective vest and approached residents purporting to be a meter reader. The vigilant residents held him and called the police,who took him into their custody.

When his home was searched he had large quantities of jewelery, liquor and appliances which he could not account for.

That is why it is so important to check out the people who are working in your area. If you are suspicious, it is within your right to ask that person for identification.

Source: Jamaica Star

Rise in Broken Penis(i)

I had to report this. Only in the Jamaican Star can the headline read, "Rise in Broken Willy." Apparently the urologists in some of the hospitals in Jamaica have noticed, "an increase" in the number of cases where men fracture their members. The reason is largely attributed to the men's obsession with daggerin' aka rough sex.

Okay, I have to say this, if your man is having sex with you so rough that he needs to reset his penis, then perhaps he needs to know that their is a difference between having sex an making love.

The doctors states, "It's possibly daggerin' people tend to have a predisposition to rough sex, " the surgeon said. "(So) during very rigorous intercourse, the penis slips out and in an attempt to ram it back in, the man hits the woman's pubic bone and pops the penis."

Trust Me I can't mek dis up!

Source: JAMAICA STAR

Possessed Girl Taken to Local Church

What is the saying? Only in Jamaica mon. It seems that a teenage girl from Savanna-La-Mar, Westomoreland was taken to the local church yesterday after it was reported a demon had claimed her body.

Now, before you start laughing, keep in mind that their are many things that happen on the island (good an bad). So, I guess since I believe in a "balance" in this world I live in, I also believe in all things are possible. With that being said, The Jamaica Star reported that a neighbor that witnessed the episode yesterday morning, when she heard the young girl screaming.

"I saw her with her hands stretched out and legs crossed, just like how Jesus was on the cross. Her feet were not touching the ground," Cambodiana* said. "She was being pulled by something. I didn't see anything pulling her literally, but you could tell she was being dragged because she was moving in the air."

When THE STAR contacted the St Joseph's Catholic Church, the pastor, giving his name only as Father Ken, confirmed that a young girl, about 17 years old, was taken to him. After being asked if the youngster was demon- possessed, he said: "I didn't see her being pulled (but) she was being worked up by various forces, within and without."

Father Ken added: "She was sticking out her tongue and so forth but I put my hands on her and she calmed down after about an hour." The pastor said the child was taken away in a car shortly afterwards and the huge crowd that had gathered outside the church slowly dispersed.

Source: Jamaica Star

Lawd, Dem Find the Stolen Beach

See Jamaica has the baddest criminals anywhere. Only in Jamaica can a man thief the Sand from the Beach. I mean take a whole beach. As reported on July 26 more then 500 truckloads of Sand was stolen from a private resort in Jamaica.




It is illegal to mind sand. This however is common in the island's eastern region. The sand is often sold and used in construction. Up to late yesterday, The Gleaner was unable to contact minister without portfolio in the Office of the Prime Minister, Daryl Vaz, who took the report to Cabinet.

The Gleaner has reported though that the NEPA (National Environment and Planning Agency) concluded that some of the stolen sand has been delivered to the two properties.

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What do these Men have in Common?

Jemmell Holgate, 20, from Kingston; Ryon 'Rasta' Bailey of Gobay, St Catherine; Christopher 'Chicken Back' Barrett, of Gregory Park, St Catherine; and Adiff Washington of Milk River, Clarendon and Alligator Pond, Manchester.

Well these men are on Jamaica's most wanted list. Others that make up the list are the list are: Linton Dryden, the third of the Dryden brothers; Wilberforce Matterson; Lincoln 'Harry Dog' Powell, who is wanted for the murder of Detective Corporal Dave Daley in February last year. Carey Rose, 19, who is wanted for the murder of Detective Sergeant Egerton Brown along Sundown Crescent, Kingston; Alton Gordon, wanted for shooting with intent and escaping police custody at the Frankfield Police Station, Clarendon, and Richard Brown.



Recently they captured Robert "Deniro" Brown was arrested after a police team carried out an operation in Rose Hall district, St James. He was reportedly wanted for several counts of murder.

There are only three photographs available of the men on the list, but police stated that as they will be releasing more photos later.

Source: Jamaica Star